Uncensored pollination = Plants' porn


Yeah no kidding; now plant have their very own pornography. Thanks to this guy --- Jonathon Keats. He is an American conceptual artist, well, a pretty good one I would say.
You see, he did copyright his own mind back in the year of 2003, claiming that his mind was a sculpture he created. Moreover, during the year of 2000, which is when this guy made his first debut in San Francisco, he sat in a chair and thought for twenty-four hours. Sounds like nothing’s special right? Well, he actually did that with a female model posing nude in front of him. (I wonder if the model fell asleep that time. Lolz.) But this guy was best known for trying to genetically engineer God in a petri dish. O_O

This guy then started another …well… rather weird project, and that is, to introduce cinema to the plant kingdom and to entertain plants. As we know, plants are sensitive to light, and the cinema we human used to watch movies are actually using the concepts of light. Keats wanted to make a movie for plants. Thus he decided to make a film to project on their leaves so they can absorb it, rather than let them watch it ( do plants actually have eyes? O_O).

"I knew enough about their reproduction process to make an educated guess at what might titillate them and that was pollination," Keats says.

Therefore, he filmed a six-minute long video of plants’ uncensored pollination. He then edited his uncensored footage into a gritty black and white porn video. And there it is, world’s first plant porn movie ---- Cinema Botanica. (This is what Keats named it)

Okay, but what does a typical plant porn looks like?



No, definitely not this one....


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it actually looks like this :


-____- Yupz, this is it.


Okay as an ending for this post... I give you... World's First Plant Porn.....

Cinema Botanica ~!

....'s trailer.... = =

I am pretty sure you have the same feeling with me after watching the video. It’s dead boring.

"It is very boring but that is part of the essence of pornography, that it is very repetitive," says Keats.

Whatever you say Keats... whatever you say...

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3 comments:

chrocky said...

=.= u reali lk porn huh!? XD

- Thirteen - said...

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It just that this plants' porn topic is new and interesting.
Ntg more.
lolz.

blackyyangzz said...

wtf...........o_O

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